Ronaldo's Ex: He is Vain
We're not sure exactly where you go from dating Cristiano Ronaldo - its a bit like moving on from Manchester United - how can you find another club that competes?!
Ronaldo is on his way to global stardom, became the World Player of the Year, is tea-total so rarely pictured falling out of clubs, and has the charisma, confidence and attitude that women love. He's also filthy rich and good looking.
Up until two months ago, his body was saved for Nereida Gallardo, but with Ronaldo alledgedly texting her to finish it, Nereida has decided that if she can't find another mega-rich man, she might as well sell her story about her ex to the newspapers!
'He's a coward,’ she tells the News Of The World. ‘He couldn't end it face-to-face’ said Nerieda, before letting out some of Ronaldo's secrets.
‘He likes his body to be smooth all over and would even use a hair removal cream,’ Nereida says.
‘He would also use tubs of moisturiser, coating every part of his body at least twice a day. His house is full of mirrors so he’s always walking around glancing at himself.’
