Ronaldo in Short Shorts

The Daily Mail is running short of stories, so just decided to fill a page with claims that Ronaldo is wearing short shorts as he does the tourist thing in New York. They're not even that short by Ronaldo standards!?

Ronaldo is set to return home later this week to take up his full duties as father of a three-week old baby, having hopefully caught up on all his slep and rested ahead of the new season.